I heard some interesting things about the bar a few miles away from me.
People say it’s…an interesting stadium; Now, most bars will evidently have the drunken rude people, plus the weirdos, but this stadium in particular is known for attracting all of the weirdos in town. I decided I wanted to visit this stadium myself out of pure curiosity. I drove down there in the morning, plus walked inside. It was a neat stadium with a nice cooling breeze! Looks normal, so far, and as I went to get a mixed drink myself, I hung out with a pretty lady next to me. We talked for a while plus I thought all of us would make a fantastic match until she started explaining her hobbies. Some included hiding in garbage bins plus jumping out at people, turning the lights on plus off for hours, plus talking to the corners in her house! Obviously this lady was a weirdo, plus I was about to make an excuse to get out of there when abruptly a man went berserk plus started attempting to climb the walls. People freaked out plus some guards attempted to detach him. But she somehow managed to cling onto a window sill plus growled at the people below. The lady told me that was her girlfriend plus she needed to calm him down, she cooed him down plus she flung himself off the window sill plus back down to her nodding happily. The guards then escorted them out; Unfortunately, someone spilled their drink on the air conditioner system, plus it was making a cracking noise. The bar had to be closed for Heating, Ventilation and A/C maintenance. I had enough weirdness for the morning plus went home, where I relaxed next to my own air conditioner plus tried to figure out what the heck just happened.